Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Goes to School! (2015)

Richard Kind: Mr. Lefkovitz

Quotes 

• Kimmy Schmidt : Excuse me, Teach? Are we just going to watch a movie again tomorrow?

  Mr. Lefkovitz : Isn't tomorrow Saturday?

  Kimmy Schmidt : It's Tuesday.

  Mr. Lefkovitz : Dammit.

  Kimmy Schmidt : This is important to me. I want to learn real stuff, like why the sky is blue or why tree clams are so delicious. Sorry, on the East Coast you call them "pistachios."

  Mr. Lefkovitz : Look, my teaching style may be unconventional, but...

  [walks out of room] 

• Mr. Lefkovitz : Oh crap! Is that Mike Stampone? You got so big.

  Mike Stampone : Son of a bitch. You ruined my life!