- Stacey: Can you believe the Shifter tried to sell Vex as a soul Bo gave a shit about?
- Lauren Lewis: Oh, well, they have shared undergarments.
- Bo Dennis: I'm not scared.
- Persephone: You should be. He's King of the Underworld. Fae who is perceived as a God.
- Bo Dennis: He is an asshole, perceived by me, as an asshole.
- Kenzi Malikov: You dug?
- Lauren Lewis: I did, with a shovel. Dyson on the other hand...
- [Kenzi mimes pawing]
- Lauren Lewis: Took me back. I used to have this schnauzer...
- Stacey: Tamsin, on your last life, are you sure you want to pick mortals over your Valkyrie sisters?
- Tamsin: Oh Stacey, do you really consider those girls your sisters? Maybe you should ask them who coined the term "Brace Face Stace" in high school.
- Kenzi Malikov: Are they having...?
- Lauren Lewis: A Valkyrie on Valkyrie Doubt off.
- Stacey: I'm just trying to be a good friend here, but I think you should know they call you the "doormat at Valhalla's gates". Don't you think you should stand up for yourself?
- Tamsin: And I want to be an equally good friend and tell you you should look in a mirror because "the Rachel" is so last century. Plus your roots are showing.
- Stacey: [Breaks down] You know the rules! A Valkyrie's hair is off limits!
- [Runs off]
- Stacey: Who's my soul?
- Dyson Thornwood: Her lover; Her confidante. He fought by her side. She fed off him when she needed it most. He even gave up his love to the Norn for her.
- Stacey: Sounds like a tool.
- Stacey: What are we celebrating?
- Dyson Thornwood: Everyone's happy, the end of the Una Mens and that Evony is no longer the Morrigan. The Dal's become ground zero for our territory's flirtations with democr-Fae-cy.
- Lauren Lewis: An Edimmu. I wanted it so badly to be Bo.
- Kenzi Malikov: You had sex with it!
- Lauren Lewis: It kissed my neck!
- Stacey: Unless you're some sort of bearded Valkyrie I haven't heard of, you shouldn't even be seeing this.
- Dyson Thornwood: I've seen a lot of things I shouldn't have. But if you close this gate, you may never see anything again.
- Stacey: I think you're confused about who can hurt who here. You want me to call my sisters?
- Dyson Thornwood: If they look anything like you, be my guest.
- Kenzi Malikov: Thanks for not removing my liver. Like, for science.
- Lauren Lewis: Science couldn't take the hangover.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Have you considered that it could be something else?
- Kenzi Malikov: Ghost Dad? Ghost Swayze?
- Persephone: Do you know what Hades would do if he knew I let his daughter down here?
- Bo Dennis: Thirty years of missed birthdays? I think he pony up for one candle.
- Kenzi Malikov: I need to try something new. Something for me. Something human? And for the first time in I don't even remember I'm okay with that. I need to go.
- Bo Dennis: Kenzi...
- Kenzi Malikov: Hale left me some Santiago land off the coast of Spain.
- Bo Dennis: Wow. You've never been out of the country.
- Kenzi Malikov: Never even had a legitimate passport. It seems like a sign.
- Bo Dennis: [Walks her to the door] We're sisters. We're in each other's lives for good.
- Kenzi Malikov: Hell, I couldn't even keep you out of my afterlife.
- Stacey: [about Trick] Looked like he cares. Might do for Freyja. Noble barkeep. Heart of gold.
- Dyson Thornwood: Heart of a drunk. Trick lives up to his name. He's a liar and into very unsavoury things. Pixies.
- Stacey: At his age?
- Kenzi Malikov: Touch me with that thing and you'll need a new nose.
- Lauren Lewis: It's a tongue depressor.
- Kenzi Malikov: My tongue is perfectly pressed. I've gotten major compliments about it.
- Tamsin: [Walks in on Dyson and Stacey kissing] Nice to find you playing tonsil hockey with-...
- Stacey: Your successor? Just 'cause you couldn't finish the job.
- Dyson Thornwood: What job?
- Tamsin: An old job I never finished.
- Tamsin: I always finish my jobs.
- [Gives Dyson a flirty wink]
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Are you sure this spirit was Bo?
- Kenzi Malikov: It communicated with Lauren and me. And trust me, I know about this stuff, Trick. I know a familiar ghost when I see one. Well not see, but, you get it.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Where is Lauren?
- Kenzi Malikov: Upstairs, washing dirt out of places she didn't even know she had. And she's a doctor, she knows all her places.