The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Welcome to Paradise (2014)

Zach Roerig: Matt Donovan

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• Liv Parker : [arrived with her pick-up]  Because this is how I wanted to spend my Saturday night.

  [re empty kegs:] 

  Liv Parker : Load them up.

  [to Matt:] 

  Liv Parker : What the hell happened to your truck, anyway?

  Matt Donovan : That's a little complicated.

  Tyler Lockwood : I got this, dude. I'll see you in a bit.

  [Matt nods, goes off] 

  Liv Parker : [as Tyler is about to pick up keg]  Sad jocks are kind of like sad clowns.

  [chuckles] 

  Liv Parker : They're pathetic... but kind of hilarious.

  [chuckles again] 

  Tyler Lockwood : Not in the mood, Liv.

  Liv Parker : Uh-oh. That sounded like a threat.

  Tyler Lockwood : No, just a request.

  Liv Parker : [behind his back, casts spell, keg jumps away]  Oops.

  [does so again, until he catches her out] 

  Tyler Lockwood : [grabs her, snarls at her]  Is that what you want? You want to see me break?

  Liv Parker : You're right. I'm sorry. It's just easier for me if you're an aggressive, unlikable dick.

  Tyler Lockwood : Why?

  Liv Parker : [sighs]  So I don't have to worry about falling for you.

• Elena Gilbert : [only gets Stefan's voicemail]  Yeah. Not answering is one of his new things. He said he was here to apologize.

  Caroline Forbes : Lying. Also one of his new things. Stefan has a lot of new things.

  Elena Gilbert : [Tyler and Matt arrive]  Hey! Have you guys seen Stefan?

  Matt Donovan : I didn't even know he was back.

  Tyler Lockwood : So, you wanna fill us in on what we're doing here?

  Elena Gilbert : You don't remember this place? We used to... sneak off here and got wasted while our parents were outside grilling. Granted, we all have a few less parents, but... we can still have fun.

  [offers Jell-O shots to the guys] 

  Tyler Lockwood : Actually, I can't. I'm working on my rage issues, and this wouldn't help.

  Matt Donovan : My buddy's wasted, and I gotta train in the morning.

  Elena Gilbert : [chuckles]  Okay, I don't wanna sound like an alcoholic, but I do want a shot. So will someone do one with me?

  Caroline Forbes : [raises her hand]  Done.

  Elena Gilbert : [hands one over]  Bottoms up.

  [takes one herself] 

  Caroline Forbes : Mm. Well. Here we are. Having fun. I'm having fun. Aren't we having fun? This is really fun.

  Elena Gilbert : Okay. Clearly this was a big mistake. I just... wanted to... spend one afternoon where we pretended for just one second that we're not... all drifting apart.

  Caroline Forbes : Well, that's the problem, Elena. Not all of us are okay with pretending. Some of us prefer to face our problems head-on.