NCIS: New Orleans (TV Series)

The Recruits (2014)

Rob Kerkovich: Sebastian Lund

Quotes 

• Dwayne Pride : [With LaSalle and Brody, looking at Sebastian on the monitor who can't seem to stay still]  You okay, kid?

  Sebastian Lund : No-

  [Loretta moves next to Sebastian] 

  Dr. Loretta Wade : No, he's not. He's on a sugar overload.

  Sebastian Lund : [speaking very fast]  Monosaccharide rush. Glucose glow. Fructose frenzy.

  Dwayne Pride : Be-cause...

  [drawn out] 

  Sebastian Lund : Uh, well, I-

  [indicating Loretta] 

  Sebastian Lund : we wanted to figure out how the killer made his improvised silencer. And we did.

  [singing] 

  Sebastian Lund : We did!

  [Gives Loretta a high five] 

  Dr. Loretta Wade : [sighing]  Sebastian.

  Sebastian Lund : Uh heh.

  [holds up a gun] 

  Sebastian Lund : This is a gun.

  [holds up a bottle] 

  Sebastian Lund : This is orange haze soda.

  [pointing to the bottle with the gun] 

  Sebastian Lund : You take 3 empty bottles, cut two of 'em up and stick 'em inside the third, then stuff it with styrofoam or cotton. Bam!

  Dr. Loretta Wade : [takes the gun and bottle from Sebastian]  Okay, time.

  [Sebastian wanders away] 

  Dr. Loretta Wade : Only there is no bam. This contraption cancels most of the noise from the gun.

  Christopher LaSalle : And that's why Natalie didn't hear the shot.

  Meredith Brody : How do we know it's orange haze?

  Dr. Loretta Wade : I found residue on the plastic fragments from Petty Officer Blake's chest wound.

  [Sebastian wanders back into view on the monitor, guzzling a bottle of orange haze] 

  Dr. Loretta Wade : And Sebastian

  [Still drinking, Sebastian gives a thumbs up] 

  Dr. Loretta Wade : matched the residue with the formula that makes the drink.

  Sebastian Lund : I also downed, like 3 liters of it. I have to pee.

• Meredith Brody : [Sebastian is bandaging Louise's finger]  Very impressive, Sebastian. Where did you learn how to do this?

  Sebastian Lund : I got my, uh, Red Cross certification when I was dorm captain at college. It was a good way to meet girls.

  Christopher LaSalle : What happened?

  Sebastian Lund : I met a few.

  Dr. Loretta Wade : Well...

  Sebastian Lund : Eloise. She was pre-med. She fainted after she got this really bad paper cut though...

  Christopher LaSalle : I meant Loretta's wound.

• Dr. Loretta Wade : Sebastian's a connoisseur of conspiracy theories.

  Sebastian Lund : Well, they're not conspiracies, okay? They're discernments. Just wait till I show you how the fake moon landing fits in with why we haven't found Bigfoot yet.

• Sebastian Lund : Ballistic fingerprinting began when scientist Alexandre Lacassagne matched an individual bullet to the inside of a gun barrel. He realized that the imperfections inside made every gun unique and special. Not unlike the imperfections of a snowflake.

  [Softly, with a nostalgic look in his eye] 

  Sebastian Lund : Or a toddler with a large nose whose mother still loves him.

  [Brody and LaSalle exchange looks] 

  Sebastian Lund : Right. Moving on.