- Michelangelo: Hey, Dave.
- Dave Beaver: Hi, Mikey.
- Dire Beaver, Dread Beaver, Dark Beaver: SHUT UP, DAVE!
- Bernie: Oh my gosh, is that TV set in astro-view?
- April O'Neil: Really? Not "Oh my gosh, giant turtles!"?
- Bernie: You see them too?
- Dave Beaver: I'm Dave Beaver, I'm supposed to scare you!
- Michelangelo: Really? Then I guess you should have left your adorable buckteeth at home, Dave!
- Dave Beaver: They are adorable, aren't they?
- Bernie: April... Casey... giant talking turtles... I've been awake for forty years, for no good reason. So, if you'll excuse me...
- [falls asleep]
- [last lines]
- Donatello: Wait a second... did April kiss me a while back?
- Casey Jones: Dream on, Donnie. Dream on.
- Dire Beaver: You think you are alone in your dreams, but no! For years we have lurked in this dream dimension, feeding the life force of humans, draining them dry and...
- Michelangelo: Dudes, we're not human!
- Dread Beaver: That is precisely what makes your life force delicious...
- Dark Beaver: Human life force every meal for thousands of years, then one day... turtles!
- Dave Beaver: I like chocolate chip cookies!
- Dire Beaver, Dread Beaver, Dark Beaver: SHUT UP, DAVE!
- Bernie: For forty years, I have protected the Plug to ensure that the Dream Beavers remain trapped! For forty years, I have remained awake so that they cannot drain my life force!... But they are always near. They attack anyone close to me, and drain the life from them when they sleep! That's why I came out here, far away from everyone!
- Casey Jones: Not far enough... they're draining my friends right now!
- Dave Beaver: I spy with my little eye... something green!
- Dire Beaver, Dread Beaver, Dark Beaver: SHUT UP, DAVE!
- April O'Neil: Hey guys? We're heading down to the store.
- Casey Jones: Any requests?
- Michelangelo: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I need some spicy gummy worms. Need!
- Casey Jones: Yeah, he's not going to have that.
- April O'Neil: That store is tiny, Mikey. It's the kind of place that has peanut butter OR jelly.
- Leonardo: I'm a superhero...
- Dire Beaver: What does every super-hero need?
- Leonardo: Who's there?
- Dire Beaver: Dire Beaver. I'm everything you ever feared in one convenient horrifying package. And I'm gonna teach you something about pain!
- Dark Beaver: I am Dark Beaver, may I eat you? You look salty.
- Donatello: It can't be real, I must be dreaming! I just have to wake up, that's it! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
- [pause]
- Dark Beaver: Still here. Still going to eat you, my salty salty friend!
- Bernie: The Obturaculum keeps the beavers trapped in the dream world, and as long as they're there their dream powers are unbeatable! That's why I don't sleep! Got any coffee by the way?
- Casey Jones: If I were you guys, I'd be...
- Dire Beaver: Leaving? My thoughts exactly. Come Beavers, let us leave this world for one that is more...
- [Casey taps him with his bat]
- Dire Beaver: All right, we're going! Big bully!
- [Bernie catches Casey trying to take his book]
- Bernie: Didn't I tell you, nobody touches the book?
- [pulls out a chainsaw]