- Detective Patrick Verona: Why is this funeral home called the Rave?
- Spengler 'Spengs' Ervings: Good question officer. See, think of it like a party of death. People are constantly moving in and out. They are dying to get in.
- Taylor Zeddmont: [Answering the Phone] Necrosis Incorporated. You kill'em. We chill'em. Always providing service with a smile. This is Taylor Zeddmont speaking.
- Detective Patrick Verona: What kind of business do you have running here?
- Dr. Walter Von Zagan: As you can see, we have a very well run funeral home.