Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Mike Advises Mandy (2014)

Hector Elizondo: Ed Alzate

Quotes 

• Ed Alzate : I could sell rice to an eskimo

  Mandy Baxter : Don't you mean sell ice to an eskimo?

  Ed Alzate : Why would they need ice? It's all around.

• Ed Alzate : [About a tent]  You can set it up in 30 seconds flat

  [it deflates] 

  Ed Alzate : take it down even faster.

• Customer #2 : I usually camp on my own.

  Ed Alzate : Sorry we're fresh out of loser tents.