During BoJack's rant on MSNBSea the scrolling chyron reads, in order:
- Man bites dog; dog sues man
- Cute child does things on internet
- Scientists discover water on ocean floor
- UN declares war good for absolutely nothing, says it again now
- Orange juice discovered to have several orange properties
- AIDS still a thing
- I wanted to write novels, you know
- US government grants amnesty to millionaires
- Happy birthday to Enid Smith, America's oldest woman
- New Yorker goes to Italy, complains about pizza
- Condolences to the family of Enid Smith, America's former oldest woman
- "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner gentrification?"