BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

Our A-Story Is a 'D' Story (2014)

Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman

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Quotes 

• BoJack Horseman : [to the bartender]  Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems.

  [the bartender gives him a bottle of cyanide] 

  BoJack Horseman : Ooh, maybe not *that* strong.

  [the bartender gives him a bottle of vodka] 

  BoJack Horseman : What is this, breakfast?

  [the bartender gives him a bottle of absinthe] 

  BoJack Horseman : Yeah, that's about right.

• Mr. Peanutbutter : Admit it! You like my girlfriend.

  BoJack Horseman : Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yeah. Does she get me in ways no woman ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend? Sure, of course, but do I like her? The answer's no.

• BoJack Horseman : [after Mr Peanutbutter takes credit for the 'D' theft]  That son of a bitch! That literal son of a bitch!

• Princess Carolyn : [referring to Mr. Peanutbutter]  Even if he stole your stealing of the D, what he made his was telling Diane how he felt from his heart. You could never say it to me, and you still can't say it to her.

  BoJack Horseman : That's not true. I can express feelings.

  [cutaway to BoJack with his hand over a burning stove] 

  BoJack Horseman : Nothing on the outside. Nothing on the inside.

• BoJack Horseman : And I know I'm not the perfect guy. I actually kind of hate myself a lot of the time. But when- when I'm with you, I, uh, don't hate myself. I like being around you, and I don't know if I ever told you that in so many words, so I'm telling you.