About a Boy (TV Series)

About a Will-O-Ween (2014)

David Walton: Will

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• Will : [after Will bursts in at the front door, dressed as a cop in a scary gorilla mask]  Are you OK, Marcus?

  Marcus : Here we go again.

  Fiona : Past Hallowe'en emotional scarring. He doesn't like to talk about it.

  Marcus : Ah, no, it's OK Mom. I'm gonna tell Will. It's 2009. I'm seven. It's just another average, run-of-the-mill trick-or-treating with my mother.

  Will : [with heartfelt compassion]  Awhhh, I'm so sorry, man.

  Fiona : [a bit annoyed]  That's not the traumatic part.

• Will : We're gonna be loaded to the gills with trick-or-treaters, and we need to be ready.

  Fiona : Yeah, no, we don't give out treats.

  Will : [a half-whisper, in disbelief]  What?

  Fiona : Hallowe'en is a made-up American holiday, invented to encourage obesity and diabetes.

  Marcus : [smiling proudly]  Mom hasn't had sugar in twelve years.

  Will : That's not all your mother hasn't had in twelve years.

  Fiona : Heaaaay! Unhear that.