"Bob's Burgers" Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl (TV Episode 2014) - John Roberts as Linda Belcher, Jocelyn

Linda Belcher : Oh, my God, our kids are in competing musicals! I always dreamed this night would happen. Aw...

Bob Belcher : That's your dream?

Linda Belcher : Yeah. Tina's the president and this.
Linda Belcher : That man hit my son with a shoulder pad.

Doug : Hold on! I accidentally grabbed a shoulder pad. Maybe it went flying, maybe not.
Mr. Frond : Now, who wants to tell me what happened?

Gene Belcher : I'll tell it!

Doug : Well, hey, why does he get to tell it?

Linda Belcher : Because he's my beautiful boy, that's why.

Gene Belcher : Yeah, and you're just someone's dad.

Courtney : Yeah, my dad.
Linda Belcher : Hey, we don't know all the crazy crap our kids are doing.

Bob Belcher : We don't want to know.
Bob Belcher : I... I have to admit, watching one person do "Die Hard" is a little... bad.

Gene Belcher : [gasps] Father!

Linda Belcher : Hey, at least Gene's was raw! From the gut. Courtney's was all slick like a kid didn't even do it.

Doug : That's because a kid could never do it. Never!

Bob Belcher : Oh, yeah? My son's not the one who promised Carly Simon and then left everyone hanging!

Doug : She just texted me that she was car-jacked, but she's still going to try to make it!
Jocelyn : You guys, I'm secretary number one! Eat it, two and three!

John Roberts: Linda Belcher, Jocelyn