The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Skywalker Incursion (2015)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Ooh, you just chose champions. It's like we're re-enacting the ancient German practice of trial by combat.
Penny : It's also like when the Mountain fought the Red Viper in Game of Thrones.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Leonard makes you watch that, too?
Penny : No, I like that show. It's got dragons and people doing it.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : All right, if you can switch champions, so can I. Raj, you're up!
Penny : No fair! I thought I was your champion!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, you don't even care!
Penny : Hey, I care... Wait, no I don't. Good luck, Raj.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : You know, Amy, I was wondering how Sheldon would react if you had a TARDIS in your place.
Howard Wolowitz : Don't listen to her, just hit the ball!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Keep talking.
[Cut to Amy's apartment, where the TARDIS is installed in her bedroom door]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : If this doesn't get him into your bedroom, nothing will!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : No fair. You've had that table your whole life.
Howard Wolowitz : Not really. I mostly used it as a battlefield where the Transformers and the Thundercats fought an ongoing war over control of a bra I found in the woods.
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Howard Wolowitz : Excuse me. Why is there a sticker on this? It's my TARDIS, from Doctor Who. I was planning on moving it in the house.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I think you just answered your own question.
Howard Wolowitz : Come on, one day this may double in value. It'd be worth half what I paid for it!