The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Skywalker Incursion (2015)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

Photos 

Quotes 

• Leonard Hofstadter : [they've just found the gate to Skywalker Ranch]  You want to get a picture?

  Sheldon Cooper : I want more than a picture. I want to go in.

  Leonard Hofstadter : So do I, but they'll never let us.

  Sheldon Cooper : Is that the attitude that helped you get Penny?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No, but I don't have three years to make that gate feel sorry for me.

• Sheldon Cooper : Play that funky music, white boy!

  Leonard Hofstadter : I'm surprised you know that reference.

  Sheldon Cooper : What reference?

• Sheldon Cooper : I can see the ranch, Leonard! Oh, it's rustic, it's lovely! I'd take a picture, but people are chasing me! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! They have tasers, but they wouldn't dare use... AAAAH!

• Sheldon Cooper : So, what are you in for?

  Mitchell : Honestly, I just wanted to meet Mr. Lucas and say thank you. You know, growing up the movies made a huge impact on my life. I never really fit in anywhere, until I discovered the worlds he had created, and I finally found a place where I belong.

  Sheldon Cooper : But, why are you here?

  Mitchell : Oh, I hopped a fence and they caught me in the sculpture gallery making out with the Chewbacca statue.

  Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me.

  [Gets up and sits next to Leonard] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Leonard... they have a sculpture gallery!

• Sheldon Cooper : [Opening lines]  Leonard, I've been working on an opening joke for our lecture at Berkeley.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I like to laugh, but say it anyway.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay. What do you say to a graduate of the UC Berkeley Physics Department? I'll have fries with that. Because his education hasn't prepared him for a career in the sciences.

  Penny : You know, when they chase you out of there, you only have to run faster than Sheldon.

• Sheldon Cooper : I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it!

  Leonard Hofstadter : I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it!

  Sheldon Cooper : What are you talking about?

• Leonard Hofstadter : I don't think George Lucas built his headquarters in the middle of nowhere because he wanted people dropping in.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yoda's swamp was in the middle of nowhere. Tatooine was in the middle of nowhere. Hoth was in the middle of nowhere. That's code, Leonard. He wants us to drop in.