The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Skywalker Incursion (2015)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : You know, Amy, I was wondering how Sheldon would react if you had a TARDIS in your place.

  Howard Wolowitz : Don't listen to her, just hit the ball!

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Keep talking.

  [Cut to Amy's apartment, where the TARDIS is installed in her bedroom door] 

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : If this doesn't get him into your bedroom, nothing will!

• Howard Wolowitz : Come on, Raj! You are the King Kong of ping pong! You are the menace of table tennis! Put her away, because I don't have a third one!

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Can I be in charge of pricing? I've been going to garage sales my whole life. Can you believe I got these pantyhose for a nickel?

  Howard Wolowitz : All right, Amy's in charge of pricing and being seventy-five.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : No fair. You've had that table your whole life.

  Howard Wolowitz : Not really. I mostly used it as a battlefield where the Transformers and the Thundercats fought an ongoing war over control of a bra I found in the woods.

• Howard Wolowitz : Excuse me. Why is there a sticker on this? It's my TARDIS, from Doctor Who. I was planning on moving it in the house.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I think you just answered your own question.

  Howard Wolowitz : Come on, one day this may double in value. It'd be worth half what I paid for it!