The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Comic Book Store Regeneration (2015)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Sheldon Cooper : [after Howard learns his mother died]  May I say something?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Not now, Sheldon.

  Howard Wolowitz : No, it's okay. Go ahead.

  Sheldon Cooper : When my father died, I had no friends to help me through it. You do.

  Penny : [Crying]  I really thought he was going to say "let it go."

• Penny : How's Howard holding up?

  Raj Koothrappali : He's hanging in there.

  Leonard Hofstadter : How are you doing, Stuart?

  Stuart Bloom : Still can't believe she's gone. I mean, that woman took me in. If it wasn't for her, I, I would have been homeless.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : One of us would have taken you in.

  Stuart Bloom : Yeah, I don't recall any offers. But, you know what, uh, I, I'm glad it worked out the way it did because I got to know this wonderful person.

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah. Mrs. Wolowitz was pretty special. When I first moved to America, Howard was my only friend and she made me feel so welcome in her home. Which says a lot, because, those first few years, she thought I was the gardener.

  Penny : Whenever I saw her, she'd say I was too skinny and try and feed me.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : She did that to me, too.

  Penny : Don't take this away from me.

  Sheldon Cooper : I didn't care for her yelling. But now that I'm not going to hear it again, I'm sad.

  Leonard Hofstadter : If you want, I can yell at you later.

  Sheldon Cooper : It won't be as good.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Let's have a toast. To Mrs. Wolowitz. A loving mother to all of us. We'll miss you.

• Sheldon : When I lost my own father, I didn't have any friends to help me through it. You do.

• Sheldon Cooper : Is that all you have, shopworn tidbits like "talk to her" and "let it go"? Gee, Penny, life's given me lemons, what should I do?

  Penny : Well, you could shove 'em somewhere.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay, now you're getting creative.

• Sheldon Cooper : Why didn't you help me out when I was stuck in string theory?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I did. You said the only math biologists know is when they have three frogs and one hops away and you have two frogs.

  Sheldon Cooper : That is funny, it does sound like me.

• [Opening lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : I invented a new science joke. Would you like to hear it?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Of course

  Sheldon Cooper : How many Edisons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : How many?

  Sheldon Cooper : None, because he stole the idea for the lightbulb and doesn't deserve his own joke.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Is that true?

  Sheldon Cooper : Of course. That's how you know it's a good joke. It entertains and educates.

• Penny : What's going on?

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm mad at Amy.

  Penny : Did she leave pit stains in your favorite crop top too?

• Penny : I can't believe you were testing me against a chimp.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well excuse me, Amy was testing you. I was rooting for you. Good job on that banana box, by the way.

• Penny : Imagine your problems are a pen.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay.

  Penny : Now imagine you're holding that pen.

  [Sheldon holds up his hand as if he were holding a pen] 

  Penny : Now open your hand and let it go.

  Sheldon Cooper : But I just got this pen! It's got my initials on it and everything. Look.

  [Holds up empty hand] 

• Sheldon Cooper : That doesn't mean that you should be standing on street corners handing out your math to whatever guy comes along.

• Penny : Try thinking about something else.

  Sheldon Cooper : Can I think about the spiny anteater?

  Penny : Sure.

  Sheldon Cooper : The spiny anteater... did not go behind my back and help Barry Kripke. That did not help at all.