Doctor Who (TV Series)

Dark Water (2014)

Michelle Gomez: Missy

Photos 

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  The Doctor : Who are you?

  Missy : Oh, you know who I am. I'm Missy.

  The Doctor : Who's Missy?

  Missy : [groans]  Please, try to keep up! Short for "Mistress"... Well, couldn't very well keep calling myself "The Master", now could I?

• The Doctor : Who maintains your heart?

  Missy : My heart is maintained by the Doctor!

  The Doctor : Doctor who?

  Missy : Doctor CHANG!

• The Doctor : You're a Time Lord.

  Missy : Time LADY, please. I'm old-fashioned.

• Missy : You know the key strategic weakness of the human race? The dead outnumber the living.

• The Doctor : Who are you?

  Missy : I am Missy.

  Clara Oswald : Missy?

  Missy : [in a monotone]  Mobile Intelligent Systems Interface. I am a multi-function, interactive, welcome droid, helping you, to help me, to help you.

  The Doctor : You're very... realistic.

  Clara Oswald : Tongues?

  The Doctor : Shut up.

• Missy : You also have not received the official welcome package...

  Clara Oswald : [backing away quickly]  Oh, I'm good, thanks, no worries!

• Missy : [about the Nethersphere]  Imagine you could upload dying minds to that, edit them, rearrange them, get rid of all those boring emotions, ready to be re-downloaded. Meanwhile, you upgrade the bodies. Upload the mind, upgrade the body. Cybermen, from cyberspace - Now why has no one ever thought about that before?

• Missy : Hello. How may I assist you with your death?

• The Doctor : Exactly what is 3W?

  Missy : Apologies. Clearly you have not received the official 3W greetings package.

  The Doctor : Well, no, it's just an unexpected...

  [Missy grabs the Doctor and gives him a long, passionate kiss] 

• The Doctor : [to a crowd of people on the street]  Get away from here, all of you, now! Now!

  Missy : I'm sorry, everyone, another ranting Scotsman in the street. I had no idea there was a match on.

  The Doctor : Get away, go!

  Missy : Stop shouting, love. Stop making a fuss, it's too late.

• Missy : I've turned the lift off' though.

  The Doctor : I presume you have stairs.

  Missy : Well, I'm not a Dalek!