Galavant (TV Series)

Pilot (2015)

Karen David: Princess Isabella

Quotes 

• Isabella : Sir Galavant, I have traveled long and far to seek your favor. Four months ago, my peaceful kingdom of Valencia- I'm sorry, what is that smell?

  Galavant : That'd be me.

• King Richard : I want you to tell him this... I feel like you should be writing this down.

  Isabella : I will remember it.

  King Richard : It's a bit long. I'd really just be more comfortable if you wrote it down.

  Isabella : I will remember it.

  King of Valencia : Like a steel trap.

  Queen of Valencia : Always had a wonderful memory, this one.

• [singing] 

  Isabella : Where is the gallant knight who stood for truth and right, the valiant dragonslayer Galavant? Where is his steely gaze, the abs the poets praise? What ever happened to that Galavant?

  Galavant : The man you're searching for lost all he loved and more, his hope, his pride, all sense of Galavant. Add to that losing streak a couple kegs a week plus twenty pounds - ta da!