The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Septum Deviation (2014)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : It's not life-threatening. Why are you getting surgery?
Leonard Hofstadter : Because I can't breathe. I snore, I get sinus infections...
Penny : Back off. He's mine.
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Sheldon Cooper : If you get the surgery, the snoring is gone. If you die during surgery... the snoring is gone.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sounds like either way I finally get some rest.
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Leonard Hofstadter : What you get?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I ordered this before your surgery. It's the urn I was going to put you in.
Penny : It's morbid. Send it back.
Sheldon Cooper : I can't. I had it engraved. "Here lie the ashes of Leonard Hofstadter. He thought he was right, but his roommate knew better."
Leonard Hofstadter : That's funny. Boy, I'm gonna miss these pain killers.
Penny : Why'd you get two? "I'm with stupid."
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, that one's mine.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I'm certainly not going to die by asteroid impact.
Sheldon Cooper : You know who else thought that? Every cocky T.rex currently swimming around in your car tank.
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Sheldon Cooper : What if you're allergic to latex gloves?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm not allergic to latex.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, what about epilepsy?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't have epilepsy.
Sheldon Cooper : You don't, but the doctor might. One shaky scalpel and your carotid artery becomes a dancing fountain at Disneyland.