The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Septum Deviation (2014)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : It's not life-threatening. Why are you getting surgery?
Leonard Hofstadter : Because I can't breathe. I snore, I get sinus infections...
Penny : Back off. He's mine.
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Leonard Hofstadter : What you get?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I ordered this before your surgery. It's the urn I was going to put you in.
Penny : It's morbid. Send it back.
Sheldon Cooper : I can't. I had it engraved. "Here lie the ashes of Leonard Hofstadter. He thought he was right, but his roommate knew better."
Leonard Hofstadter : That's funny. Boy, I'm gonna miss these pain killers.
Penny : Why'd you get two? "I'm with stupid."
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, that one's mine.
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Penny : [Noticing the teddy bear Sheldon has] It's nice you got that for Leonard.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, this isn't for Leonard. Amy bought me this.
Amy Farrah Fowler : He stubbed his toe on the revolving door.
Sheldon Cooper : You know those confounded things confuse me.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Then why did you keep going around?
Sheldon Cooper : There was a large plant in the lobby. I kept mistaking it for the outside.
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Sheldon Cooper : [a tremor shakes the waiting room] What was that?
Penny : It's just a small tremor.
Sheldon Cooper : A small tremor that can turn a routine sinus surgery into a frontal lobotomy.
[Power goes out]
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I don't care for this at all. I have to see that Leonard is all right. I'm going in there.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, you can't go in there.
Sheldon Cooper : Try and stop me.
[Runs into glass door and falls]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you all right?
Sheldon Cooper : Why didn't you stop me?
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Sheldon Cooper : I assume the clinic has already treated the burns on your bottom from your recent pants fire.
Penny : Because I'm a liar, liar?
Sheldon Cooper : That's for the fire marshall to determine.