The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Septum Deviation (2014)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : [Playing Heads Up; the clue is Tesla]  Okay, this is someone you love.

  Sheldon Cooper : I got it, it's me.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : No. He's an underapreciated scientist.

  Sheldon Cooper : Still think it's me.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It's not you. Now think. He has a car named after him.

  Sheldon Cooper : Of course there is: the Mini Cooper, because it's me.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Let's try this. He's the poorman's Sheldon Cooper.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, Tesla! It's Tesla.

• Penny : [Noticing the teddy bear Sheldon has]  It's nice you got that for Leonard.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, this isn't for Leonard. Amy bought me this.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : He stubbed his toe on the revolving door.

  Sheldon Cooper : You know those confounded things confuse me.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Then why did you keep going around?

  Sheldon Cooper : There was a large plant in the lobby. I kept mistaking it for the outside.

• Sheldon Cooper : [a tremor shakes the waiting room]  What was that?

  Penny : It's just a small tremor.

  Sheldon Cooper : A small tremor that can turn a routine sinus surgery into a frontal lobotomy.

  [Power goes out] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I don't care for this at all. I have to see that Leonard is all right. I'm going in there.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, you can't go in there.

  Sheldon Cooper : Try and stop me.

  [Runs into glass door and falls] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you all right?

  Sheldon Cooper : Why didn't you stop me?

• Amy Farrah Fowler : [Leonard is going in for surgery]  It's a routine procedure. I've heard you complain about his snoring.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes, for the first five or six years, but I've gotten used to it. It helps me sleep. He's like my own mucus powered white noise machine.

• Sheldon Cooper : You're acting odd. Why?.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm odd all the time. Everyone knows that. Just last night I tried to see how many fava beans I could put in my mouth.

  Sheldon Cooper : Tell me the truth.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Twenty-eight.

  Sheldon Cooper : Come on.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Fifty-six.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : This is like the man in the supermarket with the goiter on his neck. Whatever you're thinking, just keep it to yourself.

  Sheldon Cooper : It was like a grapefruit.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : And I'm sure he knew that before you held a grapefruit up next to it.