Funny Cow (2017)

Alun Armstrong: Lenny

Quotes 

• Funny Cow : Where are you going?

  Lenny : I'm going swimming - in a sea of beer. Washes away all the hurt and the dirt. It's the stains though, won't shift them, love.

• Funny Cow : I wanna do what you do. I wanna make people laugh.

  Lenny : I won't bother. Waste of time.

  Funny Cow : Why'd you say that, eh? I'm funny.

  Lenny : Are ya, love? That's good.

  Funny Cow : I am.

  Lenny : I doubt it. It's not a job for a woman. Why'd you think all comics are blokes, love? I'll tell you why: cause women aren't funny. Don't know why, but they're just not.

  Funny Cow : You're not funny.

  Lenny : No.