The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The First Pitch Insufficiency (2014)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : I've seen you two sit next to each other doing different things.
Sheldon Cooper : It's called parallel play.
Leonard Hofstadter : Toddlers do that.
Sheldon Cooper : Not as well as we do.
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Leonard Hofstadter : A relationship is not something you can quantify.
Sheldon Cooper : Everything is quantifiable. This french fry? A seven. Spider-Man? A nine. The number nine? Oddly enough, a four.
Leonard Hofstadter : How ridiculous is he?
Penny : A hundred.
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Raj Koothrappali : You suck, Wolowitz!
Howard Wolowitz : What the hell was that?
Raj Koothrappali : I'm heckling you. It's a beloved baseball tradition.
Sheldon Cooper : He's right. And considering you're still waiting to be called for a game you played in fifth grade, you probably do suck.
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Sheldon Cooper : Did you enjoy my lecture?
Amy Farrah Fowler : No, and neither did our waiter.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, but if you're going to serve Cornish game hen, you should either know all about the history of Cornwall, or be prepared to learn it. You can't argue with that.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I know, I saw a poor, sad man trying to and failing.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : How about this? You stay for the game, I'll buy you some cotton candy and a bobblehead.
Sheldon Cooper : Bobblehead of whom?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Does it matter?
Sheldon Cooper : Not as long as it bobbles.
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Sheldon Cooper : Okay, new plan: we go to Disneyland, play hide-and-seek on Tom Sawyer's Island, and come back in time for the end of the pitch.
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Raj Koothrappali : You suck, Wolowitz!
Sheldon Cooper : He makes a valid point!
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Sheldon Cooper : The ranking of relationships in our circle by quality is: me and Amy, Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his girlfriend, Penny and Chardonnay, Penny and you.
Leonard Hofstadter : There isn't any ranking and if there were, we wouldn't be at the bottom.
Penny : Yeah, and actually I drink Sauvignon Blanc.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's the part you have a problem with?
Penny : Relax.
Amy Farrah Fowler : There they go fighting again. You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc.