The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The First Pitch Insufficiency (2014)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : I've seen you two sit next to each other doing different things.
Sheldon Cooper : It's called parallel play.
Leonard Hofstadter : Toddlers do that.
Sheldon Cooper : Not as well as we do.
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Leonard Hofstadter : A relationship is not something you can quantify.
Sheldon Cooper : Everything is quantifiable. This french fry? A seven. Spider-Man? A nine. The number nine? Oddly enough, a four.
Leonard Hofstadter : How ridiculous is he?
Penny : A hundred.
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Leonard Hofstadter : He's practicing.
Penny : For what?
Howard Wolowitz : The Angels wanted an astronaut to throw out the first pitch, so guess who they called?
Penny : What, you? Really?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, a lot of people who weren't available, but then me!
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Sheldon Cooper : The ranking of relationships in our circle by quality is: me and Amy, Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his girlfriend, Penny and Chardonnay, Penny and you.
Leonard Hofstadter : There isn't any ranking and if there were, we wouldn't be at the bottom.
Penny : Yeah, and actually I drink Sauvignon Blanc.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's the part you have a problem with?
Penny : Relax.
Amy Farrah Fowler : There they go fighting again. You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc.