Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

We Can Be Heroes (2015)

Michael Harney: Sam Healy

Quotes 

• Sam Healy : [Referring to the hand-written manuscript in his hand]  This is some sick stuff, Warren.

  Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren : Look, a writer does not search out a muse. A muse appears. And when that muse wears uniform pants that fit in - all - the - right - places, it writes its-...

  Sam Healy : Okay!

• Berdie Rogers : I can't quite pin down whether you're a misogynist, or a racist, or a winning combination of the two.

  Sam Healy : You foster inappropriate relationships. You walk around here like you own the place. You come in here every week with a different hair style. And your class is a festering incubator of deviance!

  Berdie Rogers : You're a vengeful little man, aren't you?

• Sam Healy : Which one are you?

  CO Donaldson : I'm Space Admiral Rodcocker.

  Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren : Yeah. It was originally Donaldschlong. I think I might have made a mistake by changing it.