Three friends decided to compete which of them would be the first to start a relationship with a girl. While one of the guys is dating a friend, the other two spoil his date.
Stepan learns that his father is a former super-secret intelligence officer who is visited by his old love, a wealthy Albanian princess. The Smorkovichevs want to take advantage of the situation to get rich.
Pasha creates a helmet that allows to enter virtual reality. Seryoga puts it on, and Pasha, in order to eliminate the interference, also puts on his dad's cap over it. As a result, Seryoga ends up in the ensign's brain.
Having learned the plot of Nabokov's novel, Vasily begins to notice that his attitude towards Tanya began to go beyond his father's. Tanya mutually responds to the hidden passion of her stepfather.
Pyotr Semyonovich invented the elixir of eternal life. Vasily, having learned about this, immediately, secretly from Pyotr, tries the elixir, despite the fact that it has not been tested. Then Zina accidentally drinks it, and then Lusya.
A representative of the religious sect "Holy Witness Brothers and Eyewitness Fathers" is intruded into the Zadov family, who fools Nina and other residents of the house. Vasily and Pyotr Semyonovich unite to resist the swindler.
Vasily has problems of an intimate nature, and at the most unfavorable moment for this: he was ordered to appease the general's wife, otherwise the fate of the entire military unit is threatened.
A whole invasion of guests: a dashing brother from the village comes to Petya, who will have an affair with Zina, a "kombat" who left his wife moves in to the Zadovs, and aunt Irma comes to Stepan to cure him of alcoholism.
Parody of the film "Groundhog Day". Pyotr Semyonovich is lying in the bathroom and he has terrible dreams, which one after another begin in the same way.
An unsuccessful angel named Dandelion and a guilty devil named Hoarse get each of their tasks: to guide the true path / tempt ensign Zadov, otherwise they will be deprived of their jobs and made mortal.
Pasha meets the woman of his dreams, twice his age, and seriously decides to marry her. Everyone likes Margarita, except for Nina, who senses unkindness.
On his birthday, Pyotr Semyonovich, in addition to four cakes, also receives the Nobel Prize, which is immediately taken away, his wife leaves him, and his son announces that he is going to marry his pregnant girlfriend.
Tanya declares that she is pregnant. Vasiliy is enraged by the situation, and especially by the absence of a potential father of the child. He begins to look for Tanya's future groom, but she stubbornly wants to remain a single mother.
Tanya, outraged by Vasiliy's refusal to help her and the child, goes to Traktorenko, followed by Nina, who is angry with Vasiliy for not paying attention to her daughter's troubles.
Hidden cameras are being hung in the Zadovs' house: their lives are broadcast throughout the country as TV series "Freak People". They don't mind at first, hoping for a substantial fee until it starts to threaten the family's reputation.
Zadov's beloved, Klava, at his own incautious proposal, declares to Vasily's home, and he has to settle her under the guise of a sister-nun. Then her husband, a polar explorer, comes to Klava, and Vasily's patience comes to an end.
Stepan is hit by a rich Japanese man in a car. Frightened, the Japanese pays Stepan for his injuries and, in addition, brings his doctor friend. Also a gangster neighbor comes to Stepan with a request to become his bodyguard.