Suits (TV Series)

Two in the Knees (2014)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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• Louis Litt : [spying on Jeff]  It's just so weird to see him in my old office, you know? It's like when you drive by the house you grew up in, and there's another family in there, and all you want to do is break in and make yourself soup. You know that feeling?

  Donna Paulsen : Well, it depends on the soup.

  Louis Litt : [scoffs]  Mushroom barley.

  Donna Paulsen : Then no.

• Donna Paulsen : I mean, come to think of it, athletes coming out is all the rage now.

  Louis Litt : And guess what his favorite sport is: Basket... Ball.

  Donna Paulsen : Oh, my God. Shut the front door.

  Louis Litt : No, I want to shut the back door.

  Donna Paulsen : Okay, Louis, now that we've firmly established his gayness, why would he think you're gay? I mean, you're... straight as an arrow.

  Louis Litt : I may have said that I eat cock for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

  Donna Paulsen : What?

  Louis Litt : It was a different kind of cock, Donna.

• Louis Litt : Jeff Malone is in love with me.

  Donna Paulsen : What?

  Louis Litt : I was just in a meeting with him, and he started off by patting my shoulder.

  Donna Paulsen : He's a jock, Louis. That's just how they are.

  Louis Litt : No, he was then rubbing my shoulders, then he touched my arm. He's all over me.

  Donna Paulsen : Wow. What was that meeting about?

  Louis Litt : It doesn't matter. Donna, his arguments are loaded with double meaning. Who invokes the penal code in an S. E. C. case?

  Donna Paulsen : He said... "penal?"

  Louis Litt : Three times.

• Louis Litt : What are you doing?

  Donna Paulsen : Oh, you know, it's just a little something for your file.

  Louis Litt : I have a file?

  Donna Paulsen : That information is classified.

  Louis Litt : Wait, why?

  Donna Paulsen : It's in your file.

• Jeff Malone : I just pulled Adam Grieves as opposing counsel. And long story short, he hates me, and I could really use Jessica's help to run some interference, but I'm the new guy, it's only my second case, and I don't know what to do.

  Louis Litt : Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get you front-row tickets to Jessica Pearson's help.