Corner Gas: The Movie (2014)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Bad Guy : [armed robber enters Corner Gas brandishing a shotgun]  Open the till! Put the money in a bag - Now!

  Brent Leroy : Ok. Did you bring your own bag? Or I'll have to charge you a nickle.

  Bad Guy : How about I blow your head off and charge you 50 cents for the shell?

  Brent Leroy : That's not a fair comparison at all.

• Hank Yarbo : [opening lines]  How long has it been?

  Brent Leroy : [immediately without looking up from comic book]  April 13th 2009

  Hank Yarbo : No way! You sure?

  Brent Leroy : Well I can't be 100 percent sure since I don't know what you're talking about.

  [April 13, 2009 was the last broadcast of a new episode of the TV series] 

• Brent Leroy : Alright buddy here's your tab - time to go

  Jerome : I'm not ready to go

  Brent Leroy : Well I'm ready for you to go - you're getting a little sloppy. So vamoose!

  Jerome : Or?

  Brent Leroy : Or... skeddadle, scurry, scoot...

  Jerome : I'll go when I'm good and ready

  [Brent rolls up his sleeve showing his arm] 

  Jerome : As it turns out, I'm ready now

  [and he turns to leave] 

• Brent Leroy : Finally! I get to see a robot fight a werewolf.

• Oscar Leroy : Are you questioning my abilities?

  Brent Leroy : No dad - when it comes to your abilities none of us has any question.

  Oscar Leroy : Sure laugh it up! You won't be so smart when the four Norsemen of the apocalypse come riding down Main Street.

• [after seeing Brent and Lacey kiss affectionately] 

  Oscar Leroy : She likes you. Ask her out, ya Jackass!

  Brent Leroy : I did ask her out. Two years ago.

  Lacey Burrows : [everyone is stunned]  I said yes, in case this isn't clear.

• [Brent and Lacey have been officially a couple for two years] 

  [last lines] 

  Emma Leroy : This is great! I can finally have grand-children.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, no. We discussed it. We're not going to have kids.

  Brent Leroy : [Emma is shocked]  What? I'm not sharing my comic books with a grubby little jam-hands.

  Emma Leroy : Son of a...

  [cut to closing credits] 

• Hank Yarbo : I can't believe those Wullerton weirdos

  [Hank and Brent spit] 

  Hank Yarbo : raised all that money to bail us out.

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, all those lemonade stands and choir recitals...

  Brent Leroy : Hmph. Those self-serving *bastards*.

• Hank Yarbo : People fear what they do not understand.

  Brent Leroy : You must be perpetually terrified.

• Hank Yarbo : I got tons of ideas on how to capitalize on this. And with my brains and your money, we can't miss.

  Brent Leroy : But you don't have my money. Or much of the other stuff.

• Brent Leroy : I'm sorry, my head is in a million places. I'm up to my keister in debt - Maybe more. My keister's pretty low.