The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Sex Scandal (2014)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
Quotes
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Jake Broderick : This is a big one! This is the Jameson scandal!
Laura Diamond : Does anyone consider a politician cheating on his wife a scandal anymore?
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Billy Soto : [Sexy hostess in leather walks in] Whoa! Okay!
[coughs]
Hostess : You need a menu?
Laura Diamond : You need pants?
Billy Soto : This ain't your momma's BDSM-club!
Laura Diamond : I have no idea what these initials stand for, but I am pretty sure you're right about my mommy!
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Jake Broderick : How was rehab?
Laura Diamond : No noise, firm mattress, best three hours of my life!
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Meredith Bose : That's his avatar! An avatar...
Laura Diamond : Got it, blue people. I slept through the movie
Billy Soto : Hold on a second! I'll have you know Avatar is the best film of the last 20 years
Laura Diamond : Which is about how long it takes to watch it!
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Laura Diamond : Looks like he called my mother-in-law instead of his attorney
Jake Broderick : Nice! Leave her out of it!