My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016)

Lainie Kazan: Maria

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Quotes 

• Maria : Who says a woman has to be married?

  Toula : You, all our lives.

• Maria : Remember, Paris, protect the poulaki - eyes open knees shut!

  Aunt Voula : [to Maria]  If your knees are open, shut your eyes.

• Maria : It's okay, Mrs. White.

  [Mrs. White's dog barks. The Portokalos dog, Socrates, barks back] 

  Mrs. White : [to Socrates]  Quiet! Sh-shhh! Stop! Quiet!

  Maria : He doesn't speak English.

  [to Socrates in Greek] 

  Maria : Bite her tomorrow.

• Ian : Honey, by the way, we think you should go to college out of state.

  Toula : Uh-huh.

  Maria : What is that, reverse psychology?

  [Smiles on Toula and Ian's face vanishes] 

  Aunt Voula : That never works.

  Maria : That never works.

  Paris : That never works.

• Maria : Your father may be crazy, but at least I'm not a blood relative of his. YOU ARE. SORRY.