Mom (TV Series)

Figgy Pudding and the Rapture (2014)

Kevin Pollak: Alvin

Quotes 

• Mr. Perugian : Who are you?

  Baxter : I'm Christy's ex-husband.

  Alvin : And I'm her father. Now who're you?

  Mr. Perugian : I own this house.

  Baxter : Oh cool, the water pressure's a little low, you might look into that.

  Mr. Perugian : Fine, I'll check it out after I shoot you.

• Alvin : Who're you?

  Baxter : Who're you?

  Alvin : I asked first.

  Baxter : Roscoe's dad.

  Alvin : What're you doing here?

  Baxter : I'm living in my van, so when the house is empty I take advantage of the facilities, a rag and a bucket only gets you so far.

  Alvin : Where is everybody?

  Baxter : I don't know, I came over last night, nobody was here, stayed the night, woke up, still nobody here.

  Alvin : The TV's gone.

  Baxter : Huh, well that eliminates the possibility of the Rapture.