Quotes
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Jake Schuffman : I'm engaged now. I gotta be fiancé-Jake. I gotta use French words like champagne and fiancé-Jake.
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Jake Schuffman : What if I just ask her what's wrong, and then when she tells me "I'm fine", I don't accept it and I push through to what's really bothering her?
Gil : What kind of mutton-head moron would push through an "I'm fine"? The "I'm fine" is your best friend, pal.
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Jake Schuffman : Okay what's wrong? You're doing that thing that you do when you're uncomfortable and you ramble on and on about random subjects. Sounds like bad 90's stand-up.
