The Middle (TV Series)

Office Hours (2014)

Neil Flynn: Mike Heck

Quotes 

• Sue Heck : Then what stuff? What else do you think I would do?

  [it dawns on her] 

  Sue Heck : Oh! Oh, my God! Dad! Do you even know me at all? No, that's not happening. I am not ready for that.

  Mike Heck : Oh, okay. Well, good, then.

  Sue Heck : Oh, and, by the way, when it does eventually happen, it is not going to be in a basement. It's going to be in front of a beautiful roaring fire and a Christmas tree.

  Mike Heck : Ah... I don't need the details.

• Frankie Heck : Stolen, Mike, my car was stolen. Why would someone steal our crappy car?

  Mike Heck : Probably for parts. 'Cause nobody would want that thing as a whole.

• Mike Heck : Here's all I need to know about you, Darrin. You're 19 and a male.

  Darrin : Actually, I'm 20. I skipped a grade. That's the one where you repeat a year, right?

  Mike Heck : No, that's getting held back.

  Darrin : Oh, yeah. That's the one I did.