Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Homicide (2015)

Kumail Nanjiani: Dinesh Chugtai

Quotes 

• Blaine : [reading off notes on the wall]  "Strengths: Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone. Weaknesses: Blaine dies super fast"?

  Dinesh Chugtai : Yeah, you really shouldn't be looking at that. That's all proprietary.

• Bertram Gilfoyle : This might be morbid, but the cold hard fact is that if Blaine dies on our live stream, this could be good for us. I mean, we'd get a lot more traffic.

  Dinesh Chugtai : Well, and it would probably lead to calls for regulations in the stunt industry. So, in the long term, we're saving lives... Although, there is the moral problem with letting him die. Though he did tell us to shut up.

  Bertram Gilfoyle : And his name is Blaine.

  Dinesh Chugtai : And Gina is super hot.

  Bertram Gilfoyle : And this would make her single.

  Dinesh Chugtai : She'd probably need consoling, so... there's an opportunity.

  Bertram Gilfoyle : Opportunity. Bereaved women do tend to act out sexually.

  Dinesh Chugtai : Yeah, so that's a strength.