- Gary Walsh: I'm your calendar, I'm your Google, I'm your Wilson the volleyball!
- Selina Meyer: No, you're not!
- Gary Walsh: Yes, I am!
- Selina Meyer: NO, YOU'RE NOT!
- Gary Walsh: I have broken my body for you!
- Selina Meyer: Oh, come on...
- Gary Walsh: I've let myself be laughed at, I've let myself be humiliated, but I'm happy to do it! Most times, you don't even know that I exist, BUT I AM FUCKING EVERYTHING TO YOU!
- Selina Meyer: Oh, I am *so* happy to find somebody *else* to get me my hand cream!
- Gary Walsh: Okay, go!
- Selina Meyer: Yeah!
- Gary Walsh: Can you find somebody else who did what I did?
- [long pause, Gary's face turns to horror as realizes what he just implied]
- Selina Meyer: You mean on Labor Day?
- Gary Walsh: I didn't say that.
- Selina Meyer: Yeah, you did, you ju- you just said 'Labor Day'.
- Gary Walsh: I said I would never mention that *ever*.
- Amy Brookheimer: Sue! I need to see the President right away!
- Sue Wilson: Sure, Amy, I'll just tell the Israelis to move on. 'Cause they lo-o-o-o-ove that!
- Gary Walsh: [Entering the room] Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue!
- Sue Wilson: Yeah?
- Gary Walsh: I need your help.
- Sue Wilson: What is it?
- Amy Brookheimer: [Entering the room] Sue, I need a window for the -
- [Sees Gary]
- Amy Brookheimer: Whoa. Gary, you look whiter than a Georgia country club.
- [Gary scoffs]
- Sue Wilson: What the hell is wrong, Gary? I mean currently, we don't have time for the whole tapestry.
- Kent Davison: Catherine, America doesn't like you.
- Catherine Meyer: What?
- Kent Davison: That sounded way too harsh when boiled down to a headline thought.
- Catherine Meyer: [grabbing Kent's pages of polling statistics] Let me see that!
- Kent Davison: It's not that you're unlikable, it's just that there's a perception... that you are unlikable.
- Catherine Meyer: They hate me!
- Kent Davison: I wouldn't say "hate", you just... polarize opinion, with the bulk of it gravitating to this poll here.
- Catherine Meyer: This is like high school all over again!
- Kent Davison: Yeah, kind of, but much bigger!