- Amy Brookheimer: [Reacting to Selina's speech] I'm almost crying! I didn't know I could still almost do that.
- Kent Davison: The only unthinkable thing is that anything is unthinkable.
- Ben Cafferty: Kent majored in fortune cookies.
- Ben Cafferty: Hey, Dobby the House Elf. We've had enough. Just get out.
- Roger Furlong: Okay. Either way, bye-bye to the Families First Bill because the lawmakers in these districts are gonna Vulcan death-grip you to fuck.
- [makes Vulcan salute, then the middle finger]
- Roger Furlong: Live long and fuck off!
- Amy Brookheimer: It's discreet. There's no DC people here.
- Richard Splett: I booked it using the name Lazlo Whittaker.
- Bill Ericsson: Was Vladimir Draw-Attention-To-Myself already taken?