Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Kids Run Away (2014)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher

Quotes 

• Linda Belcher : Oh, poopsicles! Louise outflanked us. I think we got to turn up the heat.

  Bob Belcher : You know, I haven't read any parenting books, but I'm pretty sure this wouldn't be in there.

  Linda Belcher : Parenting books? There are parenting books?

• Linda Belcher : Maybe it's time for a little creative parenting.

  Bob Belcher : Wait. What do we do, Lin? Bribe her to get the filling?

  Linda Belcher : Bribe Louise? We don't have that kind of money.

• Linda Belcher : It's time to text Tina her first instructions. We're gonna raise Gayle's crazy meter to un-fun levels. Super secret-style, like a ninja.

  Bob Belcher : You know, this whole situation is absurd.

  Linda Belcher : Hey, you got to fight crazy with crazy.

  Bob Belcher : Well, Louise gets this from your side of the family.

  Linda Belcher : You don't think I know that?