- Tina Belcher: [Realizes she gave Bob some of her fan fiction by mistake] Oh no! What is this doing here? It's noncanonical!
- Louise Belcher: What?
- Gene Belcher: I think she's trying to say nautical.
- Tina Belcher: Noncanonical! Noncanonical!
- Louise Belcher: She's going crazy.
- Gene Belcher: We have to put her down!
- Linda Belcher: What are they doing to my poor Bobby?
- Gene Belcher: It looks like they're giving him a back massage with a sharp needle.
- Louise Belcher: A tattoo. They're giving him a tramp stamp. They're tramp stamping our tramp.
- Louise Belcher: Do I like this show? I say neigh.
- Gene Belcher: I told you we should have watched reruns of Melrose Place!
- Gene Belcher: Is it me, or do these girls look like men?
- Louise Belcher: I think they are men.
- Gene Belcher: They are?
- Louise Belcher: It's some kind of man. We've discovered a new kind of man!
- Gene Belcher: Do you think they're dangerous?
- Louise Belcher: [Watching a man brush an Equestrenaut doll] Uh... no.
- Linda Belcher: I think I'll go over to the food court.
- Louise Belcher: Yeah, let's watch them eat!
- Gene Belcher: And watch me eat. I'm doing some interesting things with nachos these days.
- Louise Belcher: Like what?
- Gene Belcher: You'll see!