Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Angels (2014)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : I'll tell you what, those Canadians, they seem so sweet and innocent, but when they go bad, they go Darth Vader bad.

• Jennifer Jareau : So, we get Henry to bed and, you know, we're about to finally have some alone time with mommy and daddy and... you guys know the rest!

  Derek Morgan : Ah, trying to dust off the old cobwebs

  Penelope Garcia : Inappropriate! Seriously, how long has it been?

  Jennifer Jareau : Too long!

• Section Chief Mateo Cruz : [having trouble with the remote control]  Would you mind?

  Penelope Garcia : Thank you Jesus, Buddha and Allah! I like to cover my bases! You have to squeeze it.