Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Undercover Lovers (2014)
David Foley: Bob
Quotes
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[first lines]
Joy Scroggs : [Bob and Joy kiss passionately] Did they see us?
Bob : Yes, lover.
Joy Scroggs : They can't hear us; you don't need to call me lover.
Bob : It's called undercover work, Joy. We're chasing identity thieves here, crafty and suspicious; if we want to get close to them we have to convince them we're just an ordinary couple.
Joy Scroggs : Got it.
Bob : But we mustn't get too attached, you and I. That will only lead to heartbreak. Your heartbreak.
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Bob : I'll meet you at the motel. But just so you know, John Johnson sleeps in the nude.
Joy Scroggs : And just so *you* know, Natasha Johnson sleeps with scissors.
Bob : Pajamas it is, then.
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Bob : Oh God, joy!
Joy Scroggs : What?
Bob : No, not you; my Canadian girlfriend Joy.
Joy Scroggs : You really have a Canadian girlfriend?
Bob : Yes!
[speeddials cellphone]
Bob : Hi. Joy, this is Bob. I-I've made a terrible mistake. Look. I'm jumping on the next flight and then the connecting flight and then the puddle-jumper and then the snowmobile and... then I'll be at your door. Yes. I'll, I'll see you in two weeks.
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[last lines]
Victoria Chase : Look at this turnout. You know, Elka's only a few signatures away from getting on the ballot. And her dog park twitter account is trending.
Elka Ostrovsky : [laughing] At Elka stop less parks.
Melanie Moretti : [looks at @elkastoplessparks banner] You know, when you look at that, it looks like Elka's topless parks.
Elka Ostrovsky : [innocently] Does it?
Bob : Well, Joy, I've got a plane to catch.
Joy Scroggs : Bob's selling the agency and moving back to Canada.
Bob : I made the new owner promise to keep Joy on. He seems like a good guy.
Joy Scroggs : Good guy, huh?
Bob : Yup. I guess when you look like him, you kind of have to be.
[shows joy a picture of a handsome man]
Joy Scroggs : I can work with that.
Bob : That's the spirit, Joy. Looks aren't everything.