Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Undercover Lovers (2014)

Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti

Quotes 

• Melanie Moretti : Now, let's jaw a little bit about this dog park issue. Why are you agin it?

  Councilman Powell : Look, I think that all the people care about is that I'm a disabled African-American Ohio State football hero, that believes Cleveland is the best city in the world.

• Joy Scroggs : Thanks, Melanie. You're good at this. Bye.

  Melanie Moretti : You know, I *am* good at this. I mean, when I'm just being myself. See, I was told I needed to be more folksy, more Honey Boo-Boo. But people like those shows because they're being themselves. So for the rest of Askageddon, I'm just going to be me, and I hope you like it.

  [the board guy taps on the window and points to his watch] 

  Melanie Moretti : And that concludes Askageddon. I'll see you tomorrow, folks... I hope.

• [last lines] 

  Victoria Chase : Look at this turnout. You know, Elka's only a few signatures away from getting on the ballot. And her dog park twitter account is trending.

  Elka Ostrovsky : [laughing]  At Elka stop less parks.

  Melanie Moretti : [looks at @elkastoplessparks banner]  You know, when you look at that, it looks like Elka's topless parks.

  Elka Ostrovsky : [innocently]  Does it?

  Bob : Well, Joy, I've got a plane to catch.

  Joy Scroggs : Bob's selling the agency and moving back to Canada.

  Bob : I made the new owner promise to keep Joy on. He seems like a good guy.

  Joy Scroggs : Good guy, huh?

  Bob : Yup. I guess when you look like him, you kind of have to be.

  [shows joy a picture of a handsome man] 

  Joy Scroggs : I can work with that.

  Bob : That's the spirit, Joy. Looks aren't everything.