Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

The Undead (2014)

Susan Lucci: Susan Lucci

Quotes 

• Susan Lucci : [entering the funeral]  May I say something, please?

  Victoria Chase : [snarls]  Lucci!

  Susan Lucci : Thank you so much. And thank you, Victoria, for so many, many, many years of work, rising before dawn to put on all that makeup in a brave but futile attempt to hide the ravages of time. And now, picturing her in a coffin reminds me of those performances: stiff and lifeless; held together with chemicals and glue. Something best buried and forgotten. Oh, Victoria, I promised myself I wouldn't cry... and I've kept that promise. Thank you.

  [she picks up Victoria's Emmy statuette. Victoria gasps] 

  Susan Lucci : What? We all know I deserved to win that year.

  [leaves with the Emmy]