Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Surprise! (2014)

Thomas Lennon: Agent Gilmore

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• [first lines] 

  Agent Gilmore : Special Agent Griffin Gilmore administering polygraph examination, case number two four nine eight, escape from Ohio federal corrections facility, prisoner Emmet Lawson.

  Victoria Chase : Sir.

  Agent Gilmore : Yes?

  Victoria Chase : Emmet is a Sir. He was knighted by the queen. You know, like *Sir* Elton John and *Sir* Paul McCartney. Maybe the queen is just a big fame whore and this is her way of meeting celebrities but it should count for something.

  Agent Gilmore : It doesn't.

• Melanie Moretti : I don't know what to do, but I really should tell him, shouldn't I? What's that machine say?

  Agent Gilmore : It's a polygraph, ma'am, not a magic 8-ball.

  Melanie Moretti : No reason to be mean.

  Agent Gilmore : Sorry, ma'am.

  Melanie Moretti : I was talking about the 'ma'am'.

• Elka Ostrovsky : All three of 'em are crazy.

  Agent Gilmore : That's registering as true.

  Elka Ostrovsky : You didn't look at the machine.

  Agent Gilmore : I didn't have to.

• Agent Gilmore : I have never experienced anything like that in my career. You are either an extremely skilled liar or an extremely honest 28-year-old.

  Victoria Chase : Thank you.

  Elka Ostrovsky : You got one truth out of us. Sinatra. He did me *his* way.