The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Conjugal Conjecture (2016)

Katey Sagal: Susan

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Quotes 

• Wyatt : I'll drink to that.

  Susan : Haven't you had enough?

  Wyatt : Penny drinks more'n I do.

  Penny Hofstadter : Well, I learned from the best.

  Wyatt : Aw.

• Susan : It's just we're meeting Leonard's parents for the first time and, and they're academics and, and intellectuals and I don't want them thinking we're white trash.

  Randall : Well, what color trash do you think they'll believe?

• [last lines] 

  Susan : Penny, I don't know what I was worried about; your friends are just lovely.

  Penny Hofstadter : Aw, thanks, mom.

  Susan : Although that Sheldon is a bit peculiar.

  Penny Hofstadter : Is he? I never noticed.

  Wyatt : Reminds me of that turkey we had who drowned looking up at the rain.

  [they all laugh heartily] 

  Randall : Cops! Cops! Be cool.

• Susan : Why did you have to go to jail?

  Randall : It's called getting caught, mother!