Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

A'ohe Kahi e Pe'e Ai (2014)

Taylor Wily: Kamekona

Quotes 

• Lou Grover : [the Five-O team is accompanying McGarrett as he sits in a wheel chair being pushed by Danny, leaving the hospital after being shot]  You know, you oughta look into whether they got some kind of a loyalty program. Like they'll give you a card, then every fifth bullet extraction is free. Heh heh.

  Dr. Max Bergman : Well, I'm certain that such a program doesn't exist, Captain.

  Chin Ho Kelly : I believe he was joking, Max.

  Dr. Max Bergman : Ah. I can see how that was an attempt at humor.

  Lou Grover : Oh, keep it up, wise guy. You might see an attempt at murder.

  Kono Kalakaua : Lou, he wasn't being rude. He's just Max. And you'll learn that.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : You know, that reminds me, Max. It's been killing me all day. What did you tell your new protégé about me?

  Dr. Max Bergman : I beg your pardon?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : You said you gave her a head's up. Head's up about what? What did you say?

  Dr. Max Bergman : Ah, yes. I just explained to Dr. Shaw that Commander McGarrett is the leader of Five-O and that you're his deeply cynical, misanthropic, short-tempered partner.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : What?

  Lou Grover : You know, I think I see what you mean about him.

  Dr. Max Bergman : Now, Dr. Shaw agreed with my assessment. However, she did think you were cute.

  Steve McGarrett : Hey!

  [Lifts his right fist for a bump with Danny] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Aha! Well, she's got a point, right? I can live with that.

  Kamekona : [Kamekona and Flippa come around the corner to present Steve with a shrimp meal and Get Well balloons]  What? Brother, I thought you were shot!

  Steve McGarrett : I was. In my thigh.

  Flippa : Your thigh. That don't count.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : For you? No, for you, it would not.

  Kamekona : I though you was down for the count. I brought you some garlic shrimp and some balloons.

  [Pan to silver balloon that says, Get Bettah, and a yellow one with Kamekona's face on it] 

  Steve McGarrett : Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Maybe next time, they can hit a vital organ.

  [Steve grabs the bag of food and balloon ribbons in consternation] 

  Kamekona : We be back.

  Jerry Ortega : [Jerry is standing at his bright green van, holding crutches for Steve]  Your chariot awaits, brave warrior.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : All right.

  Steve McGarrett : Thanks, Jerry.

  [Steve grabs the crutches and Jerry holds the bag of food and balloons as Steve gets into the back seat]