Castle (TV Series)

For Better or Worse (2014)

Jon Huertas: Javier Esposito

Quotes 

• Kate Beckett : [dropping a stack of folders on Ryan's desk]  Those are my case files. Ask your questions, because I will be pretty much unreachable for the next three weeks.

  Kevin Ryan : [taking the folders and forcing them on Esposito]  Okay. What are you most excited about, the wedding or the honeymoon?

  Javier Esposito : Three weeks in the Maldives on a private island? What do you think?

  [he hands the folders back] 

  Kate Beckett : Actually, the only thing that I'm not excited about is having to say my vows in front of all those people.

  Kevin Ryan : Well, you'll be fine. Just imagine your wedding guests are, uh, murder suspects.

  Javier Esposito : In their underwear.

  Kate Beckett : Or not.

  Captain Victoria Gates : [approaching]  You know, I was so nervous before my wedding that I ran into a wall and got a black eye. You're supposed to be a wreck. You're about to experience one of the most important days of your life. I'm so happy for you, Detective.

  Richard Castle : [entering]  Hey, guys!

  Captain Victoria Gates : In spite of who you're marrying.

• Henry Browning : You were both over 18. Regardless of your seriousness or intent at the time, I'm afraid that your wedding at the Drive-Thru of Love was real, legal, and binding.

  Kate Beckett : Okay, we are getting married in three days.

  Henry Browning : I'm afraid you can't. Not unless you terminate your first marriage.

  Kate Beckett : We have three hundred people coming. Most of them are flying in. So what are we gonna say to all of them?

  Richard Castle : Henry, is there anything we can do to make this go away?

  Henry Browning : It's possible, if there's mutual consent. I brought a dissolution of marriage contract, and I could expedite it through the city, but you'll have to get Mr. O'Leary to sign it, too.

  Kate Beckett : How? It's been fifteen years. I have no idea where he is.

  [cut to Ryan and Esposito at the precinct] 

  Kevin Ryan : Okay, looks like we found him. But man is your husband a piece of work.

  Kate Beckett : He's not my husband.

  Richard Castle : Except, legally, he is.

  Kate Beckett : So, what do we know about him?

  Javier Esposito : Well, your boy got around. He was charged with theft in Austin in '05. He did time for a DUI in Iowa in '07.

  Kevin Ryan : He was arrested for fraud in Kentucky, and, uh... oh, this is a good one. He was put in jail for impersonating an FBI agent in New Orleans.

  Richard Castle : I must say, given his record, I'm really surprised you stayed with him all these years.

• Kevin Ryan : [getting fitted for their tuxedos, in a suit about three sizes too small]  Um, Alexis? I haven't gained this much daddy weight.

  Alexis Castle : That can't be right. I double-checked the size ten times.

  Javier Esposito : Hey, maybe you finally hit that growth spurt you've been waiting on, bro.

• Javier Esposito : Any news from Beckett?

  Richard Castle : Uh, she texted me a couple of hours ago, said she found him, but I haven't heard from her since.

  Javier Esposito : Maybe they're catching up.

  Richard Castle : Sure. No, sure, they got a lot in common. She can talk about all the people she's put in prison, and he can talk about all the people he's met in prison.