Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Unsolvable (2014)

Robert Michael Lee: Abel

Quotes 

• Detective Jake Peralta : [about the lie detector]  I'm telling you, this machine is broken. Ask me a question.

  Sergeant Terry Jeffords : Is Jay-Z really your favorite artist?

  Detective Jake Peralta : Yes, obviously.

  Abel : Lie.

  Detective Jake Peralta : See? It's busted!

  Sergeant Terry Jeffords : Is it? Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?

  Detective Jake Peralta : [sighs]  No.

  Abel : Lie.

  Detective Jake Peralta : Alright, fine, she is. She makes me feel things.

  Sergeant Terry Jeffords : *She makes all of us feel things!*