Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Three Girls and an Urn (2014)

Melissa McCarthy: Molly Flynn

Quotes 

• Peggy : Kay has seen every inch of this filthy planet.

  Kay McKinnon : Yeah, there's only one place I wouldn't dare go back to.

  Molly Flynn : Somalia?

  Kay McKinnon : Florida. Awful place. Mickey Mouse, meth, and mullets. Let the Cubans have it.

• Joyce Flynn : What makes her so special?

  Molly Flynn : She's just full of life, and she's traveled all over the world.

  Joyce Flynn : So did I. I was a flight attendant.

  Molly Flynn : You didn't explore the jungle. You explored airport bars.

  Joyce Flynn : Hey, those bars can be just as dangerous. There's creepy predators, exotic diseases, and either place you're gonna get bushwhacked.

• Mike Biggs : The last thing you want to do is get on her bad side.

  Molly Flynn : Is there a good side?

  Mike Biggs : Yes, and believe it or not, you're on it. Your tires aren't slashed, no dog turds in the mailbox, and the women in her church don't think you have syphilis.

  Molly Flynn : Oh, God!

  Mike Biggs : Why do you think that amazing house across the street from her gets sold every year?

  Molly Flynn : I thought it was black mold.

  Mike Biggs : She's the black mold.