The Middle (TV Series)

Orlando (2014)

Eden Sher: Sue Heck

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• Sue Heck : What are you doing? Why are you sitting here?

  Axl Heck : Relax. I just want to talk. I'm, uh, kind of wondering what it's like to try something and fail, which is why I'm coming to you - the biggest failure I know.

  Sue Heck : Aww. Wait. Did you try at something?

  Axl Heck : What? No. Shut up!

  Sue Heck : You did! You tried at something. Is it ventriloquism? Is it yoga? Is it trying to get a butterfly to land on your finger?

  Axl Heck : No. What do you ev - ? Look, fine. I tried at school, okay?

  Sue Heck : Axl, that's amazing. Isn't it just so fun to try your hardest? So what's the problem?

  Axl Heck : The problem is I'm waiting for them to post the grades. You know, I've always been maybe a smart guy who didn't apply himself. But if I apply myself and fail, I might just be dumb.

  Sue Heck : So then you'll try again.

  Axl Heck : You know what, Sue? Your advice sucks. You failed at this conversation.

  Sue Heck : Well, I'm gonna keep trying!

• Sue Heck : Besides, I'm the one who won us the trip, and you're saying you don't trust me enough to drive? You trusted me enough to leave my hand on that car for 24 hours. I peed a little bit in my pants. I deserve to drive.

• Axl Heck : Whoa, whoa, whoa. He met this girl on the Internet? This is getting creepy.

  Frankie Heck : No, I talked to the mom.

  Sue Heck : No, Axl's right. This could be a complete catfish situation. How do you know the mom isn't the girl?

  Axl Heck : Look, a grandpa could be the little girl. Well, I'm not going in there. I don't want to wake up without a kidney. I can just see the headline: "B-student Slain in Hillbilly Massacre. 'He was awesome,' said friends".