The Middle (TV Series)
Orlando (2014)
Patricia Heaton: Frankie Heck
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Quotes
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Axl Heck : [seeing Frankie with a suitcase] Mom's moving out! I knew it. I knew she didn't have the stomach to go the distance.
Frankie Heck : You're not gonna believe this. I'm packed. I'm totally packed. I even bought one of those mini travel toothpastes, which is already in my toiletry bag.
Axl Heck : Old people brag about the weirdest things.
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Axl Heck : Whoa, whoa, whoa. He met this girl on the Internet? This is getting creepy.
Frankie Heck : No, I talked to the mom.
Sue Heck : No, Axl's right. This could be a complete catfish situation. How do you know the mom isn't the girl?
Axl Heck : Look, a grandpa could be the little girl. Well, I'm not going in there. I don't want to wake up without a kidney. I can just see the headline: "B-student Slain in Hillbilly Massacre. 'He was awesome,' said friends".