Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Uncle Teddy (2014)

Dan Mintz: Tina Belcher

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• Teddy : Tina, I have no idea what's gotten into you.

  Tina Belcher : You can't stop what's happening. Jonas likes me and he invited me out with his friends and I want to go!

  Teddy : Sorry, Tina. You're 13 years old, it's 9:00. You're in for the night. My temporary house, my temporary rules. You don't like it? There's the door that you can't go out!

• Tina Belcher : Oh, my God. Teddy, could you embarrass me any more?

  Louise Belcher : Oh, that's a great question and the answer is yes.

• Tina Belcher : Whoa. Looks like Reggie's Deli has a new delivery boy. Cold cuts just got hot.

• Tina Belcher : You're not my dad, Teddy or my mom or my uncle. And I don't think you're my godfather. I don't think I have one.

• Teddy : [to Jonas]  Whoa, whoa, whoa. You didn't come back for Tina. You came back for your moped. You used Tina for free burgers, then you hung her out to dry when Ranger Matthew Dainko came.

  Tina Belcher : Oh, God, you did, didn't you?

  Gene Belcher : She's too good for you, but good enough for a lot of guys!

  Louise Belcher : Which makes you the worst, Jone-ass!